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ranefea:

arpokydirectoroflulz:

jackson-dies-at-the-end:

xsongmihix:

cadyanne94:

Dedicated to all my fellow retail employees

All of these are oh so painfully true.

I’m glad someone gives a fuck about what we go through.

A lot of this is also true for fast food.

This is all true for any customer service oriented job. It doesn’t matter if it’s retail, fast food, front-line tech support…the duties might be different but the customers are the same. 

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pandatails:

lucianite:

wckdfeels:

lucianite

Yoooooooooooo

Fabulous. Thank you for bringing this to my attention.

That last one looks like it says “ANAL LOCK”

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lychgate:

leagueofvictory:

Definitely what was going on in all chat during the cinematic

i dont know whats going on

but i am definatly all about that last gif

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mechinaries:

magical creatures helping other magical creatures (✿◡‿◡)

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"Nintendo is adding too many female characters to its new games!"

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Actual footage of me directing the world’s saddest symphony, just for you:

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greencarnations:

cinematicsymphony:

This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.

CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:

  • do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
  • go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
  • if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
  • look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
  • the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
  • works every time
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literallysame:

wake up america

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docktahwatson:

My dash did a thing.

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ginjaninja3716:

commandereyebrows:

chachipistachis:

theamericankid:

Tumblr needs more of this….whatever this is.

Is this the same artist who made the original for this

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how women actually are

OH MY GOD IF I DON’T EVER REBLOG THIS IT’S PROBABLY BECAUSE I’M DEAD

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DTHMS.